one sec while i have some of my cognac....ok now lets get down to the topic of the night.....girls aka females aka chicks....so i can talk bout the ones that r shady, shady towards me, or plain funny stories that have happened to me....we all know i got stories for days....so take a min and think which one u wanna hear and let me know....................u done..............come on now just pick one.....great glad u picked funny stories....
so let me tell u wat happened...im not goin to sit here and say dudes are not some of the shadiest peeps on this planet but and i said BUT females are by far the worst....a woman will cheat on a man and then keep it movin cause she "dont count that"..........so imma set this story up for u......im in love saw this girl walkin cross campus one day....this was my long hair light skin moment...i mean i saw heaven when i met her....lol....no bull...she was kinda a big deal.....so i finally get to where i can talk to her on the phone...cant exactly remember how i got her number....but i did and i manned up to call her...so i pick the phone up and dial...on some im bout to book this joint and make it happen for ur boi....man let me tell u...it aint go nothing like that....lol.....so i call and she pick up....now this was when phone technology wasnt up to par....so i could tell she sounded distant but i couldnt tell at first that she had me on speakerphone....til i heard some snickerin in the background....i mean i got played something vicious on speakerphone by this girl GOD knows who could have been in the room listening....im just glad it didnt make it out in campus media....lol....im all pourin my heart out to her and she just playin alone on some give me more tell me more....and im just goosy like u r pretty wats up....she was just like im cool....and then i heard like 3 of her girls bust out laughin so i was just on some uhhh...ill let u go....talk to you lata.....and was like dang, i cant believe i got played like that...and on speakerphone on top of that....i think it was totally unnecessary but i cant front lookin back on it, it is kinda funny...i give it a 7 out of 10 on the funny scale...i feel as tho she couldda been more creative....lol....
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